"In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite."
-- Robert Reich
"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment." -- Robert Benchley
"Beware of ventures that require new clothes." -- Henry David Thoreau
Oh, were you looking for stock quotes?  Then try here.  But do you REALLY care about the random daily up-and-down variations in prices?  Why not create a very diversified global portfolio so you're investing in the economic growth of the entire world instead of worrying about the success or failure of individual companies?

“Financial advisers are paid to keep people from making mistakes.”  -- John Bogle (founder of Vanguard)